So you want this?

Every now and then some schmuck pops up and starts insulting me, thinking it's funny. I usually ignore these people. One time - maybe he got annoyed or offended by something I said. Forget it. Twice... Never mind. Be the gracious one. Three times... pushing it...

But when they dedicate a long period of time and effort to consistently poke a sleeping dragon in the eye, they are gonna get burnt.

And the schmuck this time round is called Dee Kosh.

Who the fuck are you again?

Just like Peter Coffin, he is yet another unfunny asshole who is trying to be the next youtube star, except this time round he is trying to do it in Singapore.

So the story goes like this...

The first instance I heard of this fucker was when he did a really rude video dedicated to me, insulting me to no end, calling me plastic and fugly and that I'm a bimbo etc.

He even said that if he ever saw me outside he would run me over and over again with a truck or something.

I don't know why men seem to be so offended by my plastic surgery or bleached blonde hair - it's not I'm fucking them and whipping the silicon and hair in their faces. WTF.

Of course someone linked me to that video. I was annoyed, but since he is a nobody, I couldn't be bothered to give him a response since he was clearly trying to incite one.

After getting attacked by my blog readers for his video, the COWARD took it down. I cannot stand cowardice. Why? No balls? If you dare to say it, don't fucking back down!

And he continues to tweet shit about me:

What the fuck is this? Not only is that statement extremely libelous, it is NOT EVEN FUNNY.

After this crap I was still tolerating his shit. And then the fucker had the nerve to do another video about me:

I apologize for the unfunniness that is about to ensue

This time, the coward decide to assume another identity *rolls eyes* to pretend to be a fan of me while still insulting me. Honestly, I've seen many videos of people making fun of me and some of them are actually funny. But this? Sorry... Nope.

What's this crap about my hair looking like his grand-granduncle's pubic hair?? 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDUNCLE'S PUBIC HAIR? Was it when he raped you as a child? No wonder you are so butthurt.


And STILL... After this video I decided to not retaliate. Seriously? HOW FREAKING NICE AM I??



Then someone linked me to these videos - Dee Kosh doing standup comedy very unsuccessfully at Zirca.

He dedicated one whole section to talking about me:

Start from 4.23 - The rest are all uninteresting crap.

Here are some of his quotes:

"A lot of blind and deaf people follow her. All the retarded people follow her."

Right, he is calling everyone who likes me blind, deaf and retarded. What a huge chip on the shoulder. I suppose you think you are way more talented and that people should be following YOU?

"I just gave it to her on my video. I told her she was ugly, I told her she was fake, I told her that my grandmother's backside looks better than her."

AGAIN, with the incestuous old relatives comment. How many times were you abused, boy?

So super tragic that his biggest claim to fame is that he once had a video insulting me that I saw once and ignored. Newest claim to fame! You are on a blog entry now! Hope great grand Uncle Pubes will be proud of that!

"She dyed her hair all blonde, she think that she American like that." 

Right, coz only Americans have blonde hair...... *crickets*

"All the people with blonde hair are all FUCKED UP."

Really? How about your friend, Dee?

She's amazing? Or is she fucked up too?

Here's another fucking offensive video:

Start from 2:10

I can't believe he goes on and on about how the different races of girls are in bed.

Chinese girls, according to him, are picky and materialistic. Malay girls are easy and will do all kinds of nasty shit as long as you buy them a packet of keropok. (har har har) (Edit: It is Rokok meaning cigarettes)

Just when I thought he cannot possibly get more disgusting, he goes on to say...

"I PROMISE YOU... INDIAN GIRLS (SMELL) LIKE A FISH MARKET DOWN THERE." And continues laughing to himself about how he cannot survive 5 seconds of oral sex on Indian girls because they stink too bad!


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????

How is this offensive material even allowed? Sheikh Haikel gets fired for talking about panties and THIS is ok?


And out of NOWHERE... This guy goes:

"(You want to know about) Boys, you ask Xiaxue or Ris Low.

Their vaginas are SO LOOSE AND SO BIG, there is 3 compartments in there: Large, Medium, Small. For the Indian, for the Malay, and for the Chinese."

This was my fucking final straw. You can make fun of me but you don't fucking insult my chastity. If I've been fucking around you can go ahead and say that but I am a MARRIED woman and I have not had sex with anyone but my husband for the past 5 years so is this funny? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Why the fuck should my vagina be fodder for your, for the lack of a better word, comedy act? Very big and loose? You think you can just say shit like that with no consequence?

Perhaps Dee Kosh has been pretending to be Filipino and British so much he forgot about Singapore law:

Defamation Act:

• Slander of women.


• 4. Words spoken and published which impute unchastity or adultery to any woman or girl shall not require special damage to render them actionable.

I don't even need to prove him wrong to sue the pants off him. Fucking little useless piece of shit. He could have used any other example of sluts but noooooo... He chose me and Ris Low. I don't care less about Ris Low but what did *I* do to deserve being chosen as a "SLUT" example??
 

***************

So here's what I want you guys to do...


1) Go to his video HERE.

See that little button?

Flag him!

You can also select "Abusing vulnerable individuals" since I am actually quite vulnerable. *cough* Really! My feelings were hurt. 

Also go hit the dislike button for all his other videos and flag everything else you find offensive.


I really hope Youtube suspends and terminates his account - hopefully by tomorrow - because he does NOT deserve to get fame by building it on people's misery! Fuck him and his fucked up comments. Even Peter Coffin deserves fame more than this little fucker.

(Don't you dare say I get fame from attacking people. All those people attacked me personally multiple times first.)

Calling me talentless? I have a fucking talent. My talent is destroying talentless assholes like you.

UPDATE: He is not Filipino, just pretending to be one for 'comedy' (har har har).

So you want this?

Every now and then some schmuck pops up and starts insulting me, thinking it's funny. I usually ignore these people. One time - maybe he got annoyed or offended by something I said. Forget it. Twice... Never mind. Be the gracious one. Three times... pushing it...

But when they dedicate a long period of time and effort to consistently poke a sleeping dragon in the eye, they are gonna get burnt.

And the schmuck this time round is called Dee Kosh.

Who the fuck are you again?

Just like Peter Coffin, he is yet another unfunny asshole who is trying to be the next youtube star, except this time round he is trying to do it in Singapore.

So the story goes like this...

The first instance I heard of this fucker was when he did a really rude video dedicated to me, insulting me to no end, calling me plastic and fugly and that I'm a bimbo etc.

He even said that if he ever saw me outside he would run me over and over again with a truck or something.

I don't know why men seem to be so offended by my plastic surgery or bleached blonde hair - it's not I'm fucking them and whipping the silicon and hair in their faces. WTF.

Of course someone linked me to that video. I was annoyed, but since he is a nobody, I couldn't be bothered to give him a response since he was clearly trying to incite one.

After getting attacked by my blog readers for his video, the COWARD took it down. I cannot stand cowardice. Why? No balls? If you dare to say it, don't fucking back down!

And he continues to tweet shit about me:

What the fuck is this? Not only is that statement extremely libelous, it is NOT EVEN FUNNY.

After this crap I was still tolerating his shit. And then the fucker had the nerve to do another video about me:

I apologize for the unfunniness that is about to ensue

This time, the coward decide to assume another identity *rolls eyes* to pretend to be a fan of me while still insulting me. Honestly, I've seen many videos of people making fun of me and some of them are actually funny. But this? Sorry... Nope.

What's this crap about my hair looking like his grand-granduncle's pubic hair?? 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDUNCLE'S PUBIC HAIR? Was it when he raped you as a child? No wonder you are so butthurt.


And STILL... After this video I decided to not retaliate. Seriously? HOW FREAKING NICE AM I??



Then someone linked me to these videos - Dee Kosh doing standup comedy very unsuccessfully at Zirca.

He dedicated one whole section to talking about me:

Start from 4.23 - The rest are all uninteresting crap.

Here are some of his quotes:

"A lot of blind and deaf people follow her. All the retarded people follow her."

Right, he is calling everyone who likes me blind, deaf and retarded. What a huge chip on the shoulder. I suppose you think you are way more talented and that people should be following YOU?

"I just gave it to her on my video. I told her she was ugly, I told her she was fake, I told her that my grandmother's backside looks better than her."

AGAIN, with the incestuous old relatives comment. How many times were you abused, boy?

So super tragic that his biggest claim to fame is that he once had a video insulting me that I saw once and ignored. Newest claim to fame! You are on a blog entry now! Hope great grand Uncle Pubes will be proud of that!

"She dyed her hair all blonde, she think that she American like that." 

Right, coz only Americans have blonde hair...... *crickets*

"All the people with blonde hair are all FUCKED UP."

Really? How about your friend, Dee?

She's amazing? Or is she fucked up too?

Here's another fucking offensive video:

Start from 2:10

I can't believe he goes on and on about how the different races of girls are in bed.

Chinese girls, according to him, are picky and materialistic. Malay girls are easy and will do all kinds of nasty shit as long as you buy them a packet of keropok. (har har har) (Edit: It is Rokok meaning cigarettes)

Just when I thought he cannot possibly get more disgusting, he goes on to say...

"I PROMISE YOU... INDIAN GIRLS (SMELL) LIKE A FISH MARKET DOWN THERE." And continues laughing to himself about how he cannot survive 5 seconds of oral sex on Indian girls because they stink too bad!


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????

How is this offensive material even allowed? Sheikh Haikel gets fired for talking about panties and THIS is ok?


And out of NOWHERE... This guy goes:

"(You want to know about) Boys, you ask Xiaxue or Ris Low.

Their vaginas are SO LOOSE AND SO BIG, there is 3 compartments in there: Large, Medium, Small. For the Indian, for the Malay, and for the Chinese."

This was my fucking final straw. You can make fun of me but you don't fucking insult my chastity. If I've been fucking around you can go ahead and say that but I am a MARRIED woman and I have not had sex with anyone but my husband for the past 5 years so is this funny? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Why the fuck should my vagina be fodder for your, for the lack of a better word, comedy act? Very big and loose? You think you can just say shit like that with no consequence?

Perhaps Dee Kosh has been pretending to be Filipino and British so much he forgot about Singapore law:

Defamation Act:

• Slander of women.


• 4. Words spoken and published which impute unchastity or adultery to any woman or girl shall not require special damage to render them actionable.

I don't even need to prove him wrong to sue the pants off him. Fucking little useless piece of shit. He could have used any other example of sluts but noooooo... He chose me and Ris Low. I don't care less about Ris Low but what did *I* do to deserve being chosen as a "SLUT" example??
 

***************

So here's what I want you guys to do...


1) Go to his video HERE.

See that little button?

Flag him!

You can also select "Abusing vulnerable individuals" since I am actually quite vulnerable. *cough* Really! My feelings were hurt. 

Also go hit the dislike button for all his other videos and flag everything else you find offensive.


I really hope Youtube suspends and terminates his account - hopefully by tomorrow - because he does NOT deserve to get fame by building it on people's misery! Fuck him and his fucked up comments. Even Peter Coffin deserves fame more than this little fucker.

(Don't you dare say I get fame from attacking people. All those people attacked me personally multiple times first.)

Calling me talentless? I have a fucking talent. My talent is destroying talentless assholes like you.

UPDATE: He is not Filipino, just pretending to be one for 'comedy' (har har har).

ChocoMarvel

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p/s: This advert is for girls only, and I'd be talking about our monthly woes. Men and boys, you have been warned!

Familiar? Periods are such a pain, pun intended!

On average, a woman can lose up to 50% of their daily requirement of iron during each menstrual cycle, and 80% of women suffer from period discomfort every month!

It makes us lethargic and tired, and not to mention when we get cramps, it can get really painful and uncomfortable!

When it is that time of the month, you just want to huddle up in bed with soft covers and do nothing else.

Preferably with our favourite soft toy!

But of course, life goes on even as our periods come. We still need to work or study and do our daily things! We cannot afford to lie in bed all day!

So if you want to huddle, you can huddle up with some ChocoMarvel!

What is ChocoMarvel?

It is a delicious chocolatey drink made with plant extracts and 100% natural ingredients which helps us girls to reduce the discomfort during menstruation and stay energetic and fresh through the day!

This is the first natural menstrual care drink in the market!

ChocoMarvel...

- replenishes iron loss

- helps reduce bloating and tension

- helps improve facial complexion

- if you have bad cases of PMS, it can also help maintain hormone levels, thus reducing irritability and depression!

And on top of all that, it has a rich chocolate taste. Not to worry, it is low fat!

Inside the box is 8 convenient sachets. Can be brought to work, school, or even for travel. You can even leave a box in the office!

So whenever you need relief for period pain or just simply perk-me-up drink, here's what you do:

Prepare a mug with 150ml of hot water.

One sachet of ChocoMarvel

And here's how it looks like before stirring! Looks so yummy!

Here's after stirring!

Just holding a warm mug and feeling the velvety hot chocolate slip down your throat is already somehow comforting. :D

Drinking up because ChocoMarvel can help relieve discomfort within 1-2 hours!

The taste is almost exactly like hot chocolate except a little less thick/sweet and with a wee bit of herbal undertones. I actually think it would also taste very nice if mixed with a bit of milk or with whipped cream!

Get ChocoMarvel for a better time during your next period! Afterall we spend almost 6 years of our lives menstruating! Might as well do it enjoyably, right?

Wish I had ChocoMarvel when I was younger! I used to have really, really bad cramps every single month that really rendered me almost immobile and none of the old wives' tales like rubbing your tummy clockwise (I can't believe I fell for that) worked!


Go to ChocoMarvel's website now HERE, and their facebook fanpage HERE!

ChocoMarvel is available at Guardian, Unity, and Watsons for $19.90 (8 sachets). Twin packs are also available at John Little, OG and Robinsons for $36.90.

Want to win some ChocoMarvel?

Just tell me how you cope with your period cramps and how you want to try our ChocoMarvel!

Send your answers in no more than 100 words with your IC, phone number, and blog url (if any) to chocomarvel@nuffnang.com. 10 winners will be selected to win! Good luck. :D

ChocoMarvel

Advertorial

p/s: This advert is for girls only, and I'd be talking about our monthly woes. Men and boys, you have been warned!

Familiar? Periods are such a pain, pun intended!

On average, a woman can lose up to 50% of their daily requirement of iron during each menstrual cycle, and 80% of women suffer from period discomfort every month!

It makes us lethargic and tired, and not to mention when we get cramps, it can get really painful and uncomfortable!

When it is that time of the month, you just want to huddle up in bed with soft covers and do nothing else.

Preferably with our favourite soft toy!

But of course, life goes on even as our periods come. We still need to work or study and do our daily things! We cannot afford to lie in bed all day!

So if you want to huddle, you can huddle up with some ChocoMarvel!

What is ChocoMarvel?

It is a delicious chocolatey drink made with plant extracts and 100% natural ingredients which helps us girls to reduce the discomfort during menstruation and stay energetic and fresh through the day!

This is the first natural menstrual care drink in the market!

ChocoMarvel...

- replenishes iron loss

- helps reduce bloating and tension

- helps improve facial complexion

- if you have bad cases of PMS, it can also help maintain hormone levels, thus reducing irritability and depression!

And on top of all that, it has a rich chocolate taste. Not to worry, it is low fat!

Inside the box is 8 convenient sachets. Can be brought to work, school, or even for travel. You can even leave a box in the office!

So whenever you need relief for period pain or just simply perk-me-up drink, here's what you do:

Prepare a mug with 150ml of hot water.

One sachet of ChocoMarvel

And here's how it looks like before stirring! Looks so yummy!

Here's after stirring!

Just holding a warm mug and feeling the velvety hot chocolate slip down your throat is already somehow comforting. :D

Drinking up because ChocoMarvel can help relieve discomfort within 1-2 hours!

The taste is almost exactly like hot chocolate except a little less thick/sweet and with a wee bit of herbal undertones. I actually think it would also taste very nice if mixed with a bit of milk or with whipped cream!

Get ChocoMarvel for a better time during your next period! Afterall we spend almost 6 years of our lives menstruating! Might as well do it enjoyably, right?

Wish I had ChocoMarvel when I was younger! I used to have really, really bad cramps every single month that really rendered me almost immobile and none of the old wives' tales like rubbing your tummy clockwise (I can't believe I fell for that) worked!


Go to ChocoMarvel's website now HERE, and their facebook fanpage HERE!

ChocoMarvel is available at Guardian, Unity, and Watsons for $19.90 (8 sachets). Twin packs are also available at John Little, OG and Robinsons for $36.90.

Want to win some ChocoMarvel?

Just tell me how you cope with your period cramps and how you want to try our ChocoMarvel!

Send your answers in no more than 100 words with your IC, phone number, and blog url (if any) to chocomarvel@nuffnang.com. 10 winners will be selected to win! Good luck. :D

Patronising update

Yes yes I know I haven't blogged in a zillion years. Been busy these few days filming a mini web series and now I've fallen sick. *cough cough*

I think it's just the usual flu. Hopefully I'd get better in a few days. :(

Anyway I'm also working really hard on my new blogskin!! I know right, so sick of this old one!!

Couple of days ago the best BFF in the world (Shuyin that is) and the best mom in the world (my mom, in case that also needed clarification) went with me to get the banner header pictures taken.

A lot of work went into it and I must say I super love the results!! The pictures turn out SO GORGEOUS!

Don't say I don't love you guys... Here's a preview:

Yes that's a real bunny!

I wanted a romantic dreamy Liz Lisa floral vibe and it's perfect!

The photographer is actually Shuyin and people kept being so surprised about it coz she is not a pro photographer or anything and she took quite good pictures just using the Auto mode. Aperture, ISO and shutter speed - you all can go suck on Shuyin's ass. HAHAHA

I'd be blogging more about the shoot whenever the blogskin comes up. And you just have to wait a bit to see the rest of the awesome pictures!!

In any case if you can't get enough of my antics I don't only update on this blog.

You can follow me on twitter HERE and Like me on facebook HERE. I yabber a lot on twitter and post all my POTM pictures on facebook too.

And if Tumblr is your poison I do have a Tumblr blog too (NEW!) where, also, I post the POTM pictures taken from my phone. :D

Toodles! Till next time guys!


p/s: Please pile praises on the photo.

The Full Film

Without further ado, the critical masterpiece that we've all been waiting for:

I was expecting to be be delightfully entertained from second-hand embarrassment, but I actually think Karl made a decent film this time around. I wasn't cringing (that much) and everyone played their roles well. I guess no one was really playing too far out of their comfort zone (unlike Freja as a Chinese peasant girl) so that helped with the flow and execution of this film. Things were more believable and realistic, keeping in mind that the "reality" portrayed is true for like .0001% of the human population. But that's Karl Lagerfeld for you. It's about the glamor, the luxury, the unattainable, and the fantasy.

Would we expect anything less from the Kaiser? No, of course not. And that's what attracts us to high fashion. We can get lost in a world far away from our own. It's interesting that fashion itself can simultaneously occupy a very basic utilitarian role and an escapist role in our lives. It's operating on two ends of the spectrum, which of course brings me back to Freja and the many paradoxes that seem to contribute to her being: modern yet classic, commercial yet high end, distinct yet malleable, and so on and so on. I'm digressing.....I thought she played the Fairy role as best as she could and she did a good job. She looked gorgeous and I'm sure many girls are questioning their sexualities as we speak. Although I wish Karl would stop using her as a gimmick so much. But Freja's obviously more comfortable with it than she was at the beginning of her career, so good for her!

In any case, your thoughts? Did you love it? Hate it? Find yourself wishing you could teleport into Anna Mouglalis's body? Find yourself unable to stop drooling over Mark Vanderloo? Who am I kidding....I know my audience here, so I'm pretty sure I was the only one looking at him and not Freja. ;)

Videos courtesy of Chanel.com and FataleFashionII Youtube

The Tale of a Fairy

Chanel has just released the trailer for it's upcoming short film "The Tale of a Fairy." It looks deliciously full of lolz and I for one can't wait to see it. I need a good laugh right about now.....I think we all do after the craziness that life has thrown at the world: Japan, tornadoes in Alabama, Osama, etc... Freja plays the title role, which of course requires her to frolic around half naked, kissing random women. I guess Karl wanted her to feel comfortable with her role.

Anyway, the film will be shown Monday May 9th in conjunction with the Chanel Cruise show in Antibes. Us plebians will get to view the sure to be masterpiece on Tuesday, May 10th when it plays on Chanel.com. Until then, for your pleasure:

Edit: omg, Mark Vanderloo is going to be in this! I had the biggest crush on him when he did those DKNY ads with Ester Canadas. And I have to say that he's still looks amazing. Ahhhh flashbacks.